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style="position:relative;left:8px;width:100%;"><p style="padding:0px;color:#2D2D2D;"><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpdM1GHWk-M9OutZcL9jhvIOdt4-JBnUtXyGQSVILjABGNyUqFZHGihKtooH0ORPFKY5K5s_0vH-s57gb7-kNfvHhfJYXOoM913sfvFdbXCad4WZA-ypJNQaDSxpzxjYGN24t1HXWqD8BM2y2e6yXbPvRuiYANzaLsr24jsYhVEmZbj3eh-B99vlQ2_usj3Oo5aSorItBerD_9LvMBY5Ozmsu3pi2js0LygvGRwT_E8wlg7_DaqXZlZK2ZwKXqiibhg/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h2/h001.cp7EYuqo3MEHEMFQdbtwf1cvULpuzX2TkvwHXUJgrQM" target="_blank" style="color:#2D2D2D !important;text-decoration:underline !important;">Ryan Broderick</a></p></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="line-height:0;"><div data-open-tracking="true"> <img src="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/o/u001.Wjmgl1pn0khzpYTO2sYlew/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/ho.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" border="0" style="height:1px !important;width:1px !important;border-width:0 !important;margin-top:0 !important;margin-bottom:0 !important;margin-right:0 !important;margin-left:0 !important;padding-top:0 !important;padding-bottom:0 !important;padding-right:0 !important;padding-left:0 !important;"/> </div></td></tr></table></div></td></tr><tr id="content-blocks"><td class="email-card-body" align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:15px;"><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td id="you-dont-have-to-have-an-opinion-ab" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">You Don’t Have To Have An Opinion About Timothée Chalamet’s Opinion</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Hey everybody, I am back up and running after my computer was totally destroyed at Garbage Day Live on Tuesday. Shout out to the folks at Brooklyn Micro Center, you’re all amazing. Anyways, let’s talk about Timothée Chalamet. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> We are currently two weeks into our national conversation about Chalamet’s thoughts on opera and ballet. Which has apparently become a Miley-Cyrus-twerking level cultural event. If you have somehow missed this, Chalamet, during a <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deEowuJyxZmJMaGOt9pv8tZz7cPZ66dPXlUBV_6SQ6FPK_UK-kDGuccAI36CywvPhp7sX9z5ryk0K6gZudc3S9yPdk-PUxp-ChUw2pCFTGmhGsgzFBJFNa-DY1PvQZLD3iqRb4de50KFDfSU9rNg38Ural6mszIvvhpECFzptBz6dB4bwXVbiyoPFXilSoCXZmG2b_b3-Nps7tn1C0R5hZd89u-Tv7CMDWXETt4XbQtPMz3FsRGKfBp_sCnUhCpknYg/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h3/h001.hIwujalAieWbm0UAeFgmUkRZlSHK-E0SJJXB60o_THg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>CNN Town Hall</span></a> (lol) with Matthew McConaughey (lol), said he wouldn’t want to work in ballet or opera. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> "I don't want to be working in ballet, or opera, or things where it's like, 'Hey, keep this thing alive, even though like no one cares about this anymore,'“ he said, seemingly unaware that getting paid to make any video content, let alone videos over 90 seconds long, is absolutely a dying art form. “All respect to all the ballet and opera people out there.” </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> For what it’s worth, this is not the first time Chalamet <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0mnOEGoeU_OswrUCxYmFDhPLsGlydE4CyW4Nh2XYYxL8m2aMd43UiIgQu_saBhdypQh9y52d2ghiHxoWlZ4zCR-I7UtsYJiCyXrui8AINmySPsyOjYXOLQRAVvecwqvVkB8bwlYis0XaMvRla2e3Im7TOi_nIARJr3pqWcUHiboorw0nBzyBwuPK0RU-exfxdrWmsotsYfgLNary07rjOU_qUUGdWl9Vg65gpro8jI1cr7gUSpoceTeWpDg4vtUDDkxFpj_bbwcJr9ydgq9ICAI/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h4/h001.F-cgFqEqkclhuBarIh4Tpip00ob1Y-mniz5-EU4XZUw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>has expressed</span></a> fears that movies were becoming an outdated art form similar to opera. The difference this time being, of course, that he’s nominated for an Oscar and just completed a profoundly unhinged viral marketing campaign for <i>Marty Supreme</i>. Stare into the void, void stares back, etc. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> As podcaster Juniper <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0oSlDcOUF7UWMMGjnmVmESjFLQH6USbo9sR2ihjsz_-Uv66L15QL0ibyB-NyWO8Nt2ErshHU7r7hHYOxBmg_0qQXKkpG5IisrEWsEHmVKsdcNBQ3sTJsCUReE3fHqYC8YK6Td5aPqpuvX4Akn-UAD50anwY5PxjsPSMt2y7Zj3GdzfNMBhulSC5i-33sJtkEUXaUBOS91i9yFaEkp1iaqIEIh7c9YLFQYuPWMn3OHbaplehBPZWEUQyhMjVIoEYpdQ8ub-kPx5MrO4q_EcTcrbDS3rC6gcXC9ClZSgi-ljR2/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h5/h001.mcl32woWHMXVEKZ1gzmjr2dV6tr_NGc_wY3GvLJfqZU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>wrote on X</span></a>, “This discourse is one of the biggest mass psychosis events I think I’ve witnessed outside of politics in a long time I genuinely cannot believe how mad people are about his correct comments.” </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Which is why it’s worth asking: Exactly how real is this outrage cycle? Based on everything <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpbz6P3E9vcWv_fwZpkSQ0yddTsVUCcTAm-mjrc3YwyQpmsrkNgnVB4MPeWsnBN8t7NNB3gFEa6H6GOhlkJHDo3hc4hWuYS7lG-UhgdnuHGCZnvraJLzN6rxboCfzTc9tMb97yXjkULo2QoU6-aCaZalgXWCd6LalJrkact9Frg6L-lG1BIBeunlGH4i4P9pYvNHqOaCVIFXl4SWBQUGz0pag2V0n6G3EXjsCMsYD-NiC9_-bfaCfkWiAHJUwNFV3LEhVaITj-OU6dS4JBP1w9gf23yHVu5EAHvh4UdhL9K8cJgLtEopwgmKb2LCW18cE8GoY0-LMPLResMHJDPL7F-8/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h6/h001.t7y6TCOiAWhJt9aAZmsf_sa9RifJrbOgHPcar6wvHkU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>we’ve learned</span></a> about the insidious culture-jamming that Hollywood PR firms have been up to lately, it’s safe to assume any story like this was seeded by someone for some reason, but can we prove it? Well, actually, sorta! </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> My assumption was that some teenager running a Chalamet anti-stan account watched the town hall, clipped it, and shared it to X, where it went viral and made everyone go insane. That’s basically how everything else works now. But that doesn’t appear to be the case here. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The first place to clip the video <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0k7pnGkO6RJ5rRPWD0WmmpbbbisAG8m7rw2trRomOm9IdQx1eV3NMIfKDpKpAnSOxWFBoeqTCe0Ix12jeTowT58mQi3ytvVbJTvDsALHNbFTcGj4Rq5Pi6lrY4ybmT6snP1kI9VBV466qZbHYw8J3FHcNDFInmlef8yYN5vECGbL0fbNyWTUA9O2MAq86cx7Jk7v3vLBfgqDysZ5lQd8JxvHsPEHLH9IPLxRDWIs1D_Nn3jByGUYAhnrrDZTefShmGcSZXTFE3KaIyVzunnwna8/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h7/h001.JkWZFKTXYD559a-UsDxqmR2UIPV0nC9MhfuKfIDD0o8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>was </span></a><i><a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0k7pnGkO6RJ5rRPWD0WmmpbbbisAG8m7rw2trRomOm9IdQx1eV3NMIfKDpKpAnSOxWFBoeqTCe0Ix12jeTowT58mQi3ytvVbJTvDsALHNbFTcGj4Rq5Pi6lrY4ybmT6snP1kI9VBV466qZbHYw8J3FHcNDFInmlef8yYN5vECGbL0fbNyWTUA9O2MAq86cx7Jh6Sq3thfZP3VMEC1_XzbI6JgSN3B6UxGBm3qYuGuwQAWB7d6cfloOKrZqJJtq_Hp7JVorR4q3XAPVCHex1k1Bg/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h8/h001.OBNwod9-DC80r42RmqLqTLc5N8nhNwwKJwFgppIv5Ns" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Variety</span></a></i>, who, based on the phrasing of their post, likely didn’t clock that Chalamet’s quote would be all that divisive. Their angle was that Chalamet wanted to keep movie theaters alive. Stranger, though, was that the initial <i>Variety</i> post only has 50 reposts on X and none of the quote posts went viral either. Which is pretty weird! In fact, I can’t find really any evidence of a single big viral post on X genuinely engaging with this. A clip from last week’s <i>Saturday Night Live</i> talking about the controversy is the closest <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0ixW6rVxOnEJg2BHy-zGtyn4PQta4TB6BUN0HtCRkC6QRcaoJMLLeE5oXxdq23ThzC7ShF7b1VpQngOmakWpT7Yeaj9FwE19jDI1qAOvFDLvb0kSPyRScEOH9rUhi9yrzX7gfg_j498u4iM59iJ8JL6AKhBTejmXV3D5dMAjNmvM32aDHIczMqUeZyYbMkkbEKZoNDJZ6a8hutaayuQniYvHQeNBtujU3aAyp9pgatP5z5OXgUq6D1blrqcEwhi8-KxRmFzdhup-fiTG58QOAQ0/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h9/h001.qU1dOjgkPnnDzg6OCv0SIbo_gAqgbRsRHv5gm9CuHnY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>I could find</span></a>, with only around 2,000 shares. Which already presupposes “major ballet and opera organizations” were angry about it. Which is all to say that, even in a world of never-ending stupid and fake discourse, this is stupider and faker than the usual stuff everyone’s screaming about online. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Over on TikTok, Chalamet’s quote from the town hall became a meme, with different <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpVXRDWLWAtxRL-AQBGEgv4bo2ioFkXPhJ5zKDD6gJ5rQ8_kLSKpUci9OYfs9CUnftXwwYbnXd6AddhWZouDAWj40eAngh6xrdZqX8qCr2QbPDS6I3XxKGFZH-CsFfFT3DUQNNxmGvvWm9H3N8NxlsKTzUOHrmkC7_ggobauZFgAHhbZWz7WjWH_jHEsZtU0XtPNqtJ-CKwmCb0B9IdL4aoz8N9TMDdL_9VXaf07e7ZJ6J0T3Bn6ZWP7nvxMHFI4RtkyZCAoJbpFPBoUnM-92ezvyWvXM7Ew1gAuYlGD_PVKInPShXkV2c9Fl0g7VrYZHLaOakbdF6yQTuNqFy51TQAC-vW7vbOk7qpUhQh3WgnBD/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h10/h001.u7kU-GCaSw9hdpVdhXI1XWr5WPxCftU8mR7SIjUmbrQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>ballet</span></a> and <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpXi6UcUX2fvtYxYyZd9rVE1qzzl7i7tZAmyvfTWu360jpmcN5zjlAoZ6TvkfJCI2u5ABl2cpOez3ahq6h61IrT-AEAdPs3MeRRvfnENV0U7Suz-6AGL9_hnK0-dVuN-dW1lF3yKaC-eqeBNUwcL_Y4Kwxm4C95BSxyZDlJSGMDzyt6TIMzjlRzjyVFBbRKHcs4wlypJwKKVLF58_SuYk1EDXgO0nWoEUOyrD_3T-l8O9gqngVpKaKyt1dOHyUIyNIweZ5NQsmROOQ4yavLnSBqtWaNDs2P8BxP-KGwxGFX_WvCoJKejbaVtM_NWNmzJ16iREdn8HUKM92a8ccOhlEek/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h11/h001.l160RD_zVf3CpfN696-vrD9kMZdQVZgoZokldh1HMFU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>opera</span></a> companies <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpf2YGEGxiX2dVsX_i8CaZC1OA-7j0hxbBap5LMkB2q7yBS8518CfXPDUjP5EIZDjGaANwePpOw-E_frBYd-EdB_ktkeV8Gz8P3aRpRSxazFXFIMLjeQmr88cGBewqgGIr8ihAQ8l3y139Of174sJ-wJXzXcaa2Y45V9MpP-Zu5Exw0yhTb4a-Vtb6FF38Kz5RGjsLIWen7dSXtuVpICYq9FHxbF_tPqED95f1f9dGXfq2j3bhxJ7uQMYEXt8ufmHn23VKkEQqUQNxtBuxOSXeJ66Y55f6kwavtvfZXLJtFwPTjoil9p7YVwhz8Kk6vusZmcT8tA0wnyZ3lqOshykV8Y/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h12/h001.fKi_ub-4Fvf5C2r_23Ay2yhLuk_rHmVhG7ZXXu3jY5I" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>sharing</span></a> videos responding to it. However, most of that happened after the <i>SNL</i> segment. Also, apparently, the teams behind those accounts don’t understand how to use TikTok, because none of them are using the same audio, instead just uploading their own version, meaning it can’t actually trend. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The only people taking this seriously are other celebrities. Also, Polymarket, who <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0ps9shYEMPTfyQSVt8XLzxSi9NqRNhUVHcqNRIn-rpyafyD4Q0dP8jFEXNK0Sf5e6oDxqSvPWeo6jblKl1QNkImpaOT3Q6A_9sdCU2ugUX9Ay0N831Kq3igsfvHqXv419WxDEoFr03u0f28xoe96Tzy2-Cgnjl9bAPLzZaByyLDspJ7KjgDXl41j1eEN6vwb3BEgpu4GBRyBi71flMVwNLvPXY2tuuhmDEAdL5oxIHzl5xQ3VFxCa-KyGmL59vF6eufGvMMEmFs-SDxep_HvTEk/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h13/h001.u73F05EK0x2Oa9GCKQlhxHiY5iaFU2Jz61pIHz6ha9k" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>posted</span></a> what appears to be an AI-generated video of ballet dancers to promote their Oscar betting pools. Excellent work. No notes. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px; " class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:630px;"><img src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/uploads/asset/file/3ec9ef13-62fd-4691-96ae-cdfebf0a77b9/Screenshot_2026-03-13_at_11.23.31_AM.png?t=1773415432" alt="" height="auto" width="630" style="display:block;width:100%;" border="0"/></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" class="t" style="width:630px; padding: 4px 0px 4px 0px;"><p>(The future of entertainment: An AI-generated ad released by a betting company.)</p></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> As of this morning, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ikA6aulFzjfPfdZ6IbJ0swZ9cwKDfYcjo514InqjEasU8Tu9r4OT3jmef26uFPBwud26_ctqRB52jSmbkf_qs4K6GKqhSNHZphibTk62SRXs8OPWHQU4P9brTUaHYnKHQvwfd0q8caPs8MKQgdyRQ7bbEnFxH5_yWtEEq4HxQxYpiM2_FDFNqnRmwHD6yxMRgMMUqCOAz198aIwh0MF76rh0Slyhk4x6NR0ApskvL635wzltXGv7rITrv1ovFxhau1os1IwLfQR1SWrBwxiBhsQnctq4TbOeQ4tLxeodtcnLGtQQmuV9Bc-557faSBwSr4aLqiZaLXawUYVCmdbtRZtXGpxIxzE8fYc2_OiIS_4hiRIo2teu9p9wXnxWQGo3/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h14/h001.xKQ55RI9ooY1OsLWU3yxI1wtGCPT-aQhUG5NV8bCMug" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Andrea Bocelli</span></a>, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deEWHQKz7Sk7YUGriGkWD174HQYYLmNcEeLVpQ35N6mIIQYEVijfif7ni_UB2eTNyDNp4SH5eWstdi-KZJvHOyUgXADlZ8eh3fXqxSjQkqll_rIkgqIiSdDQsw1fIwv_8u5wW_firXdZLAqnhPTZQ4L7AYBUasUMPvC89NgqVQxpFwzNH3pNHk83HldzoPymxtM8dqzpbj5IFdZF7g0h71PYuJYoQ8jVrV1Oy7D89UXRhapzNSJ4j16Bs9JTSXmefUE/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h15/h001.E4Dw6vyefwcio8cYu7xkRFDIWHL0lnzcv_ZL6M0Rjvo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Nathan Lane</span></a>, ballet dancer <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ow-9lW4Ct5wQxJ5DBfJxnu29pABRPPgQtaOAGJtjB8ETLtbcFzzTyy6Tx36pBQkPSNWOjxFvWZnAH1C8Hp2eX61ES4hyyQZV42SSqtgyJLmFSm-4W77sQv1eteQZi_jkOipXIdTUEWl9rE5pv4DLSlLm97C260t8qY2-d8Nb9agic76_M-3t0j3ut-hCVz-YinfoWMxFEP4x5Vr90VOOwrOmMq0M56cg3ze5Yp8FjOWkoqFuntixeN83tVDsKiv-eaOzAQT7DdAH0vsGqQDGlVZSJQNUD_yUeqXhwkbvx48c8vd4j1LZyw-74K0fGobSkPhCcQZ6Fxjeodw2UOGIN6QMEGSiOahkK7wFYZbIg4E/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h16/h001.bIt6TyLZnH9NrOeaE-jd8ms3N2lKKJ-lDSpVeZeZ6Ek" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Misty Copeland</span></a>, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ikA6aulFzjfPfdZ6IbJ0s8CkM87pZX40Cycg6u1wWzf4XoYu1OPHwiHCgT2HiMmYAFNXzvyhRfNtCtRgEjZB_EME0fPG_PfztKzO5vQsQRKBLPRFofYNXl6X1KKCKKf-vglH8BtGvv12ocS06vVhK9M4AOFH0gez0tf6dgHfTyulaLG9T9vDKP_T9-oBMvsswCb2v6j2DWyvElkUBMDpRs1ojxwlmsbhJ_ZDyiPxwUWerjy84Kr8owkw2SmSEnPcVHylnzTWyRga751ayiaoaxs6Cg606-QuuKQ7Kix6dufRygjYXj4pLNT6ZmZ_H-WB9n8NKNAN18_w3ndhMGNyd2fofDYMSeUH2FXDWuMNGnQ/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h17/h001.8Qqt9X5AODbSeCz-1o5gw84sVVSzGnsioXbO58YVbww" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Jamie Lee Curtis</span></a>, and Doja Cat have all weighed in. Though Doja Cat has since <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ow-9lW4Ct5wQxJ5DBfJxnu29pABRPPgQtaOAGJtjB8HRt6_3XbAa-fKcqvcY8jSCAbZb5L9m4_KiG1FU5heAaqypfZ6k9LuxFbwVbasE7K-GZ1MhSewsz1yMK-Ay88r_y6fQLlAonkFsPVBLPYkK4SMF44VOUFCr5rwKzZHRl3sTlxTdpe9q77M8J-fmsQEfkNBlMe9GDGrNb7G597uzfu8DqFf-32P9GUmszETbObNmdWPA0q0lCjGMF4v1fsAEkp-seMojY-DbCJewKbL8SnOKPoDBE-tL893GXxQwCB1Darjgc_j4ga1-xUXiXNGKMlGvzNLMxFsGkcOwco8f-egBxfiI-xCZZw692qPz51M/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h18/h001._791O0g8M9AD4ScZwkRVftc-KRCKPZ1SzOs49lrrSRE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>recanted</span></a> and ultimately given up the game a bit. She said she was “virtue signaling,” going on to say in a TikTok video, “It’s easy. It’s a modern way to garner clicks, likes, approval, and all kinds of things like that from people. And so I did that yesterday, and I didn’t really think about why I was doing it.” </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Which is really the story here. An internet — and, increasingly, a mass media landscape — populated by video content does not have any room for context. It’s a school cafeteria. There’s no sense as to why anyone is talking about anything and, honestly, even trying to find out why, as I’ve just done here, is probably a buzzkill. I should have probably spent my time crafting a clapback. Oh well. I’ll catch the next one of these in 2.5 weeks. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Will any of this actually hurt Chalamet’s chances at an Oscar, though? Probably not, as I said, none of this actually matters. Plus, most Oscar voters are senile Hollywood weirdos that usually just vote for whoever was nicest to them in line at a buffet. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="da-glass-man" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Da Glass Man</h2></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px; " class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:630px;"><img src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/uploads/asset/file/2d3c7900-d1e3-4a8e-879f-937e5da8c84a/Screenshot_2026-03-13_at_9.50.55_AM.png?t=1773409924" alt="" height="auto" width="630" style="display:block;width:100%;" border="0"/></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" class="t" style="width:630px; padding: 4px 0px 4px 0px;"><p>(<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0oqomV3EMNUwGZ12lEPE50Daj-0DKG7l1ai4EsM5-PLHjTfbtNXsaVUpXtAQzLofs2NXaCtn0LjYR_yO9whhkyyxRTM1vojFIMb1Te5jkCsaGSsTnsWz2uR0yMRtfFcO7Si8NKs8s1Sk8ymsfZZo19EbW7dZoVY5l_wpWUjLSacVWHw_iv9rSRhmaH-U7bkNaoAmI6v2Sa6DW6yAAtc8T7T-30xfgkTpun936wqQtCJzh_-mSrIs0-xHFKgfzj9m-9KinxIMtHbw1ImeII5N0T9pvcs6AXr1X4NRyp2uagIA/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h19/h001.42aZWL_jyVoDCItGmAht-om6vnd3RTZF86AcREvz4TY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>x.com/mattybtweets69</span></a>)</p></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="gen-z-is-not-so-happy-about-the-new" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Gen Z Is Not So Happy About The New TikTok</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"><i>The Harris Poll</i> <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv2_z_1SFOIWQ4Y1UMZEX5xdCwBxpdq5BgtJMdnnkEmn4tQMZZu4Tm9NJm5mcuzoZCEeqt5rVY407RqX1-a31idTkJwsB9_IEchdEHbMj2WbsfrOyfRyGVPRB-7cm5E7sjGGqVUbaVGHwA2OcPS4mVsCqkmsv2eU1eT2YDqsp4UN4vX92UdM0K-Lx0cyWiqEKjmlYrQzMLj67i9KkgL4eSilZwFJksdEho7PQEDspADqnctfvt0D7ogVp07CAPSuzXNS4FdxIkHBw48TeRIhWV8j6xve-gDzdOuOKBf8jDYHf66N4_x3wdClNEZnUo0UG5_2CxxeI-IEz_AvF_aYKOe3VmdM5b7hLDD0bFPZ6zcbnA1Yt-_VqjVmytoiKwNOUdiQ/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h20/h001.xw2fiaSiLjsomAxxIOMiMS74-kc0pGf3_kK1ISPjKs0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>released</span></a> some fascinating survey that definitely confirms the vibes we’ve been noticing in our <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpe1McpL1EdNErS546cDbqU1Kh0Iylf_49_Z6u4VfavOf7-ehAMRs-408vwO6nMrvNXyA9QX3u8wsaU0xdWFRsdgAf_Z2zBRV9gE6lTy2WvO15aoJCZB83s_GXZGQrXNILV7Ptyai5cy53phEH6iXTfw9HV86-pds3NIL2tdw-1tLyJZgZJoC9g4NW0_4lTbmI44z3IEE7MucPpefPsXxrLvR_qA4WXJH76li-Ka_p_hlpsRv6paGOuHuLp6OJR1FjUZnzaT4jt6r02oKC-_GIMc7gIVNvLHdPsF806C1saJuelLetlD_crO7bLfDd2krlPrT2MyG1MjrCb9JSrtXhxPNWGD7yGgVcC9oQVsZC0O0XqkmcLxQY1kjeuxkNeAAEAJ4mSHX0RVKbmytWslDgbwvcLv9fSvZbZb9tJ4Bkgc9kr-n6g2HYwDTMAAzPPrx40cknS28BT1TK_0h-PGVPUbCgY97UOX0Do_Dak2-i2GzeOAGmgSJnILH_4GhSyrWRgXDqFX47vW-ljS1WUuTaSJiA-AkF7E9QI7VAmQvl3tGSl5Fb0jZ-RjmdtuGjdW-IXfZmsBQfUQKWyeuYx7GRt1v7j2uW60oI-XrVKC6P9a2ZpIWagSZ3Q0m4V4hmPdfSZ3_0ZuZnqxvVYfu-0X8KGhluiLL0TjiTLNe4sT8jLd1k9eGDqkB3U6NDS1i72gB2ILZLf75P6AUJ412A3SSmocdQYbWJh9qxTGtZ_3ZmOe4giAxtbnE4TAVU6omMrzGhHjlABhl9kJ8DeKIdxGXdWzGuMxIbOfzAczvYlx3nyldSVivVynzYsnqhG5taEkFuw/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h21/h001.mVeekdSAL_qfowbYvaShnQtfZmt8HpF9EjaEO6T52zc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>monthly GDMI reports</span></a>. TikTok is losing steam. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> According to <i>The Harris Poll</i>, nearly 75% of Gen Z users on TikTok are losing interest in the platform and more than half believe that it’s being censored. For what it’s worth, we haven’t been able to prove that second data point, but the appearance of censorship can be just as deadly for a user-generated content platform. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> If TikTok is really on its way out, that would certainly make for some interesting timing. There really isn’t a replacement for it. It’s not dissimilar from when Vine died. Some Vine stars went to Instagram, others YouTube, and a few Musical.ly (which would eventually be rolled into TikTok). It basically took two years for TikTok to take its place. Seeing how desolate the social media space is right now, it might be a longer wait this time around. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Though, who knows, Disney+ <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv2wFm0UMYg684pHxSI3sXM01KumH4PKD5oAPXd2IcPyHULDTpzVqrOSC1mORffhwHeiY_7Hv7cIuqau_i0EgunP7aRJscadq2m2C_nYEcyiS5OEHFM9oDl7l-mbCjsQjYsvcKcZA4yRuf7GwDeGnhX1vJW0XNm6Gey1iJw1CUGwsMtxC4Zq9bG95uDe-UE368F2FhF_7KeRIwgYAx4rgKn6cXB4q1PCNK01ecZeO1abP6e6Xea02FdqQOO2nLkAPurOMW3M37mrmnwt7chSa6Mi_tuhPi4-iWtOXh9xLMjAVSh8u2BqfyfCRkNdQd__mUSB1UaAVfSpi7jomRjrltLhM/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h22/h001.oy7r3BQjOCkOs_nFfsFKOLVCfivRUgtvYe4sTjRh4xY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>is launching</span></a> its own TikTok-like called “Verts,” which is, uh, a feed of short ads for Disney titles??? Maybe that’ll be the next hot app. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="the-doge-boys-are-getting-subpoenae" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">The DOGE Boys Are Getting Subpoenaed</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Several members of former Second President Elon Musk’s short-lived Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) were subpoenaed as part of a lawsuit led by the several huge US cultural associations. If you want an in-depth dive into what’s been revealed, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpXRRCj_jBdQCwT84wk_JfIAdKSGO2lVZQJN6b3dmNWqqejPG-JON3VmfZzG-Ivu_i3h8zpPXG6Hn2EHxcwrIwiSSkftpBw825lxYXm9cFuP8CA8ah8-1NP3FEW2aGuTQjIwCxdVIypIypZSpYPZ4WNzcSeW2XUQQX5UqJ73eIpyzVq7vdd-7iMDh1_xsVoD-QmBfVzRNdAqaXwbiHfdxVDTpv91j55Kb5lUkkk0Aby_vt_ilvL13FtYhlPzyCbeBbkWLkGDobVhTeLXDzO7Uv3oMWCTll8ffJD_r9MH9OOPbj6g2vp_gLHFCiqUMjM_MQcrM-dD798_wTxFTxnXb8_55qJdS3GnyMM0zssvYqRdL/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h23/h001.faRu7e_uLNGp9Syy99Fx7mg7LGlrifAVtzlD3ozynN4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>head over</span></a> to <i>404 Media</i>, who watched all six hours of the testimony. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> But if you don’t want to watch all of that, let me point you to three exchanges that I think are extremely important for understanding how DOGE ransacking the country last summer and why they did it. These were all clipped by the fine folks at <i>404 Media</i>, who have really done the lord’s work here. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Former DOGE staffer Justin Fox was completely <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpWvtrolGCaJdQQLCGNKKJxq_8lSRwOs6gkY8vOI9O3YDn_iEmReKkKrXGJtxpu0b-4vFICOj2ujW3CtSop9C8z1W2IgoDObLMmHvQ6_lyrmSe7R41O6vdP6eK-ucDFep5rjF-jlalrzqUBmXt5WIMyc_wNR65arxmZtLZ6-ABwlUa2v-dUiXNn062t3OYSxmI-IeqNGv89U1JEaZ2eqnkqevS1ykB4rXiVZo2M6V_jUuPqCp0BeYCwb_ngwMX0S1MIk1s2M-RCIgnT3oEb2GOZLRVuJyTBmJBYAMqMSH-JGe/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h24/h001.l0FO4hydarkpargtciaetYKF511ymW02ebu0VAdCNZk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>incapable of defining</span></a> what “DEI” is and couldn’t really answer any specific questions about how he determined if a grant he flagged for cancelation was connected to DEI. Former DOGE staffer Nathan Cavanaugh <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpWvtrolGCaJdQQLCGNKKJxq_8lSRwOs6gkY8vOI9O3YDGRCtoIstYYwFd2lxyXmqOrsbgTA7bt2DeDyQb0Uv3BMUYqNUFFHUsOLXFPnY9aZl662PqTjc45RFbY21R_C9cPk3SrQaGhvQcddU6d_5qyX7YDLIXtAA4_b49Bi0jwoCcImKu7ihMK1UKsUrvguAO5AVFbBZsfzIrijJP9m-xDM9UOQ8gBg0F9ShrNxhJexxGoq70kccxi1gZhsLj4JPa8CFfOR1O_IjwA_m5qdwSjrJHFeZq08gII9JM6X8h0cu/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h25/h001.-6TyuaBMOdLRoWo8JMVEbosUI1-CLGLi5dRLnmU0WZo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>admitted</span></a> they didn’t reduce the deficit meaningfully in any way and also, apparently, has never read a book before. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Oh, also, Cavanaugh admitted that he emailed government documents to a personal device so that he could then Signal them to Steve Davis, the former president of Musk’s Boring Company. Uh oh! </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px;" class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:100%;"><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv2zJYFd26WV1Gmz1GrM-viZMZqKGTts18Og7MsmOm6TN3yxPlX0S-mvIilKOTLpwRx5R9lpmKtMB7NkTeWuXHJv8qzDQR4eUvhp4CvuL4M2S0x6DPym7E3YMTHTGnCH4EsDxHjhte2jluV_-RLWSsIhci-CdGQhl0sLxDbGlg5CvWZ-lymRJWbeSMIc0TChVSePAZZBNvMNF-tbNZ7KhPVzah_H2kMOouI_qvJBB16cKxALnE0OLv5g7WPGSmqQP90ygdOIU3QRzAFv4cR64-_PAK6QQRHEXyZr200ij8jxmr/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h26/h001.uZVv-JuxHKHr8HkRxLrxiiLYfqSAtfD8-PqjACYi9x8" style="text-decoration:none !important;"><img src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/asset/file/f3e96b66-e188-4512-8762-958b15e199d1/twitter_screenshot_2032056076498010491_1773418977_9e738874.jpeg?t=1773418979" alt="Tweet screenshot" height="auto" width="100%" style="display: block; width: 100%;" border="0"/></a></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="finally-a-video-game-walkthrough-th" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Finally, A Video Game Walkthrough That’s Also A Rap Album</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"><i>—by Adam Bumas</i></p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="center" valign="top" style="padding:20px;"><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deEImtgnkxO2y1B8oTK27GZGP3S1inqoCRifvtASca0E9PBSzp5S_V05sf6242qiiBC5aNZGD9PjTMTkansFat0bymdp1NvRG-OeAV-aewfM9TpU6A86SNs31FzEI9X34NmbZCNE6FN9hQVMtYV33-CCvZPhc4dYLgT_CTJCjkYeltQO4fZeYKB7Ebda8jMj0M20dStIQPXTDrshg1XzYI5OTvAMpuvCTYCG2mhTOQSpgS4G8i1hR2dTjgStoqaDa8eRtjHC5MHLwnRW3bJSWSDv5iDDkv6VxIFtI3vBn6tvgA/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h27/h001.t-IZmmOB_PBZkh__ztUKveRgAUaSyk2Cb_n5KBs5DiY" style="text-decoration:none;"><table align="center" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="none" style="max-width:520px;margin:0 auto;"><tr><td class="p" width="100%" style="padding:2px;border:none;"><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="none"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:100%;"><div style="max-height:0;position:relative;opacity:0.999;width:100%;mso-hide:all;"><div style="display:inline-block;width:100%;padding-top:25%;"><img width="20%" height="auto" loading="lazy" alt="" style="border:0;" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/static_assets/youtube_play_icon.png"/></div></div><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deEImtgnkxO2y1B8oTK27GZGP3S1inqoCRifvtASca0E9PBSzp5S_V05sf6242qiiBC5aNZGD9PjTMTkansFat0bymdp1NvRG-OeAV-aewfM9TpU6A86SNs31FzEI9X34NmbZCNE6FN9hQVMtYV33-CCvZPhc4dYLgT_CTJCjkYeltQO4fZeYKB7Ebda8jMj0M20dStIQPXTDrshg1XzYI5OTvAMpuvCTYCG2mhTOQSpgdylPeYHpHtBDekEdvud45H3xgE5G197ZN3wRoXnyIKMCMUbvWoksPo4cwNNFg15eg/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h28/h001.nB5upsaFHxufn4vfJH2XnSVg-OAW3JSHdS9xQP2Q_is" style="text-decoration:none;"><img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/faBrzVHm7ow/maxresdefault.jpg" width="480" height="auto" loading="lazy" alt="YouTube video by CaveStoryRap" style="display:block;height:auto;border:0;outline:none;text-decoration:none;background-color:#000000;width:100%;"/></a></td></tr><tr><td><p style="font-size:12px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;font-family:Helvetica, Calibri, sans-serif;color: #686a6d; padding-top:0 !important;padding-bottom:6px !important; padding-left:4px !important;"> 01_Start Point </p></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></a></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Last week, an anonymous internet user completed a project they’ve worked on since 2009: A <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deEImtgnkxO2y1B8oTK27GZGP3S1inqoCRifvtASca0E9PBSzp5S_V05sf6242qiiBC5aNZGD9PjTMTkansFat0bymdp1NvRG-OeAV-aewfM9TpU6A86SNs31FzEI9X34NmbZCNE6FN9hQVMtYV33-CCvZPhc4dYLgT_CTJCjkYeltQO4fZeYKB7Ebda8jMj0M20dStIQPXTDrshg1XzYI5OTvAMpuvCTYCG2mhTOQSpgUMqSR-euUkVifzbkgyPA9jPJZl_BGl35FRzJl_QJDjKqwVlrrp_eERHrwC4uuRxGA/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h29/h001.oJLjA9qjOX50GFI6lKMYKqIX0d3z86UJiebPLTi1HR4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>rap album</span></a> that’s also a detailed walkthrough of <i>Cave Story</i>, the pioneering indie game. It’s impressive work, and the most impressive thing about it is how well it works as an album: The writing and production are as meticulous as the instructions. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> It’s the kind of specific, unvarnished nerdiness that used to fill the internet. It feels impossible that it came out in 2026 — and in some ways, it is. The album’s creator wanted it to be free for everyone, but had to <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpeVbr9GbYMAAWdyI82INr53N8qy4RKsrTOt7X8OfCfNE3fm30mAppWGNeLLFixz7EybXKmEpTQgPVm5Vv_gUfIi7PcTCOvm_AC7GEHMN8bmuF2SY4qolh_RBHmwkf-g87U6JJ4wjj0sTAbxPOhtm0Y4oi2bM9LpF9-LR8R1zEYVxojJLk2xCnOTugcbEouWQtUFhXFWLVQ_Jw_fKVGmjlRL3l0_IGzWt6b0RXmJ3MAblENN4kyLUw8rUG3FYfPHY_6D_nOlPM6lZyVekMI6nuCcgrKW5E80EfWUPNdDBLAn6kFUT5FllFG48o8XIAbtACA/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h30/h001.CH_aU1oE6Q1p0ZRGIyKj1eDHg8323HCQctT_1NCpqnY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>remove it</span></a> from Bandcamp after the site started automatically charging for downloads. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The creator said the album should be free as a tribute to <i>Cave Story </i>itself. (I’ve reached out for comment.) The game was so influential because its solo developer put it online for free in 2004, when making money off your weird internet creations was the exception, not the rule. Now, the rule is so ironclad that you have to <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpe1McpL1EdNErS546cDbqU3e24DuDCnMGZk2ejprVMjSkgxAm1h4gRAACoUKRdNm_EKWIKJ6PaC2O9KXhCTh5CPjsOHZOjNwfpAoPzoTEhEBHuRkOmEHP2M2x8bhU31qCseCNwGpWwaRA6lbCkV5KlEw_UskTJdEKlO5e0nIfWgH7v1tvbhjKoL72pu6BNrnkktP2z63aAafGFf-pV8u5lKkoKI5AYw8XnYR6FVtgoxrsuL1Wh4BcS1xWapBBde1zpxETRg6DbRGue5sHp99l1YYBC3hk1P0UckTOKesQWRDdtnhsrIKsl5WIENqT134-23eLZ3BeIvL-lF7dX4wCasmNMxzW4WwKUFdrtri00jOL5Mu39PFT7__pzQQV257BdZHvJR0lu3I7fucqvcQBtLRCox-1Dl34xbtFNlI-uFeMsMxnFWffe7LoxhpjZqTQukRUZhL0nZUwHHYLn67Mn2dPDmhjShwhUgrvZ6qEUTt_ifkg8zz0sF5ztPJYeSE2WuQa9UNsShFwqzhjBlHadHe6jqlPvXvDPWuvVewltsinpJBqi6a0TVNi8pI4N8W4_pitzQb02VViuUhXaNVylBRG68WEwPJu40njpEkCBIJi92mru5_ne_5E5ninhafhdr8hOSlvFdCWjbVOFNMQOuIj5HsqrVF8mrkZyFFzm_ShctIE0MQri1fxrLodgqYu5HntatqwMExXshkSHGDdsqZfL6Leeo256w7ebOCS_WvKF9Ho1K7Bn3syEvNisAo07I-ltCLPhcgVmhmjCjUXi4lVQxLgYpke34ccdaKH2Wja18ffbQI_3SBJtdGVO5xTiRWMFp2DkNn4Gl276rBuqJajvzBUJ6npH61ZEpeEchU/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h31/h001.1iB-vKQNuJuOlycyzXi8iXHw4vMHA0fVy2IZiGIgavg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>self-deplatform</span></a> to opt out. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="a-famous-actor-is-allegedly-dating-" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">A Famous Actor Is Allegedly Dating An AI Chatbot</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Rumors have been circulating online this week that a famous actor is going around Hollywood introducing people to his new girlfriend, who is an AI chatbot. Redditors <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpeVbr9GbYMAAWdyI82INr53KMVaMKVOkJwpchG7EvOPflZPY7hNkzMHLJGMgl5Vcaw1NBQAx1gEQwmSGjdKELYGhnpzzdbrBn3DT6phSOW1cukWFUG_0aHms6-ODpf9FBprWxJv2OKMx2lg9H97lRbo-oRrwBOQ0ambTlHwpyPbNRkYgvQDFTZiD6DP8LY_85FnEqyBPSXfNGvAHjY4KDjmG963GYg1hwjpd6BwTpyJjBGl1zwL-G53uTPKuK6T_lqAI8CCR_SB58momiVMhcNficFTkH4QHz0ZWhF3EgFfGdRHAKct5SUMQYlfy6HmebA/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h32/h001.0U3JtaUl_gfMiUIB0Bi2uXerHN4HdBExqTJNDflAxOo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>claimed</span></a> that it was Zach Braff, which, sorry, does sorta sound like something I could imagine him doing. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> But, according to <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpZUf17fLRNC3LGoKCTKm-D0o8nz16Mnj9-aqWmC-X9lP-oRrsNS5XytnveS2cwZfKFecB1o1jub4Zxs76YTlLb6wq51ckvvr_e3EiU5N_mAlIbBSrhVY2fW8KMfEqU4cny8A1EcA9bCu8LHV_-bY5GhL7dOM9VdWpJ3y-GENj2GGR6KqbIWI-G1sKfud3qmW4MQxAbjcIikDomYsH5xYTi8yazlW7rWMtibQH34-GEHV/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h33/h001.MlFyXnjfqBIQHevCNP0-9ErBngPjFdZ0hGddOYTL-Io" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span><i>The Cut</i></span></a>, Braff is not the actor in question. Braff wrote on Instagram, “I’m not dating a chatbot.” He also explained that the rumor may have started because there’s a storyline about that in the new <i>Scrubs</i> reboot. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> OK, but, we can all agree, this is going to happen at some point, right? </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="toad-raps-humble-no-ai" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Toad Raps “HUMBLE” (No AI)</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="center" valign="top" style="padding:20px;"><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deHFXI0sAXsFJP1q4cFRgq1IQpfnD3P-gjKGSeAY-w3MJOFfOpVywQjYIPl5pzmK2k2i1k2n2y21r5YkQvTiV4JDXVaE24-cPbx9SBJY2S6HspDtfS05r2cxFzYlHzDNiJ0Nsf9pDM_9-veMLt7FaQkOiQwwshrXxVggcykmnOZYNeaekPwKb4vBvXy_GkM4kE-WHrHVIqklGHCzj9n1IwgJD4xCzpvrBY5XjjR7VHG_K-QyqiqSWbQclLXL7VBxvdk/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h34/h001.-XXzAtqEmqetYLNrz2z_aD241CjsrkOfHx79IMZEm8Q" style="text-decoration:none;"><table align="center" width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="none" style="max-width:520px;margin:0 auto;"><tr><td class="p" width="100%" style="padding:2px;border:none;"><table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" role="none"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:100%;"><div style="max-height:0;position:relative;opacity:0.999;width:100%;mso-hide:all;"><div style="display:inline-block;width:100%;padding-top:25%;"><img width="20%" height="auto" loading="lazy" alt="" style="border:0;" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/static_assets/youtube_play_icon.png"/></div></div><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpayqJJO4EEn_ZHoWp5l0deHFXI0sAXsFJP1q4cFRgq1IQpfnD3P-gjKGSeAY-w3MJOFfOpVywQjYIPl5pzmK2k2i1k2n2y21r5YkQvTiV4JDXVaE24-cPbx9SBJY2S6HspDtfS05r2cxFzYlHzDNiJ0Nsf9pDM_9-veMLt7FaQkOiQwwshrXxVggcykmnOZYNQD71pavG8Nmrc8Qr_QdAMcgH8h4velQuWVTOM1qzsS4ZJu0wOrGt7XAw4dBZquHosvWN9ZE5aBw9BIL8KsNtc8/4ow/WSECHOKxSAyQBN-lc26ZSg/h35/h001.E0NkxtVhhdf7JknjdCWv9hrudHNypadZpCQC1J6H-tg" style="text-decoration:none;"><img src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/89q4o6ExETM/maxresdefault.jpg" width="480" height="auto" loading="lazy" alt="YouTube video by marang-magdamag" style="display:block;height:auto;border:0;outline:none;text-decoration:none;background-color:#000000;width:100%;"/></a></td></tr><tr><td><p style="font-size:12px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;font-family:Helvetica, Calibri, sans-serif;color: #686a6d; padding-top:0 !important;padding-bottom:6px !important; padding-left:4px !important;"> toad raps 'HUMBLE.' [NO AI] </p></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="some-stray-links" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Some Stray Links</h2></td></tr><tr><td style="padding-bottom:12px;padding-left:37px;padding-right:27px;padding-top:12px;" class="ee"><div style="margin-left:0px;" class="edm_outlooklist"><ul style="font-weight:normal;list-style-type:disc;margin-bottom:12px !important;margin-top:12px !important;padding:0px 0px 0px 0px;"><li class="listItem ultext"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;padding:0px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><a class="link" 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